Confessions

Pedicures are Dumb. And I Love Them

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What a great business model. Massage someone’s feet, throw some paint on the toes, charge $35 before tip. Get Money. Why do millions of women spend millions of dollars to decorate such an insignificant part of their body. It’s not like I look at my feet all day. “But wait, JD, why don’t you just […]

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A Letter to Baby Weight

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Why the f**k are you still here?! Honestly, it’s been 6 months. I think it’s time for you to go. Seriously. 42. No, not Jackie Robinson’s number (or Mariano Rivera) No, not 101010 in binary code No, not any reference to Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy 42 is the number of pounds I gained when […]

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How to Stay Sane for the Holidays

How to Stay Sane For the Holidays

It’s that time of year again. the time where you pretty much ignore all responsibilities except the ones the advertisers tell you to do i.e. buy gifts, get dinner ready, travel. Here are my tips on staying relatively sane during all this craziness. 1) Not everyone is Martha Stewart, don’t offer to host if you don’t […]

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