Christmas is a fun holiday season where families gather around and enjoy gift giving. During Christmas time, you’ll also enjoy some sightseeing of Christmas lights all over your neighborhood. One thing about Christmas is that many people stress out over the idea of buying gifts, well today I wanted to help you de-stress with some funny Christmas quotes.

Here are 25 Funny Christmas Quotes To Give You The Giggles This Holiday Season

1. “Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard.” – Andy Borowitz
2. “My husband’s idea of getting the Christmas spirit is to become Scrooge.”– Melanie White
3. “Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.” – Victor Borge
4. “Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.” – Dave Barry
5. Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 fee tall. –Larry Wilde
6. Sending Christmas cards is a good way to let your friends and family know that you think they’re worth the price of a stamp. – Melanie White
7. “Keep your friends close, your enemies closer, and receipts for all major purchases.” – Bridger Winegar
8. “I haven’t taken my Christmas lights down. They look so nice on the pumpkin.” – Winston Spear
9. “This holiday season, no matter what your religion is, please take a moment to reflect on why it’s better than all the other ones.” – Guy Endore Kaiser
10. “Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.” – Kin Hubbard
11. “What I like about Christmas is that you can make people forget the past with the present.” – Don Marquis
12. “I hate the radio this time of year because they play “All I Want For Christmas Is You” like, every other song. And that’s just not enough.” – Bridger Winegar
13. “Adults can take a simple holiday for Children and screw it up. What began as a presentation of simple gifts to delight and surprise children around the Christmas tree has culminated in a woman unwrapping six shrimp forks from her dog, who drew her name.” – Erma Bombeck


14. “A lovely thing about Christmas is that it’s compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together.” – Garrison Keillor
15. “I love Christmas. I receive a lot of wonderful presents I can’t wait to exchange.” – Henny Youngman
16. “That’s the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me.” – Jerry Seinfeld
17. “For Christmas this year, try giving less. Start with less attitude. There’s more than enough of that in the world as it is – and people will usually just give it back anyway!” – Anne Bristow
18. “Aren’t we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas. You know, the birth of Santa?” – Matt Groening
19. “Let me see if I’ve got this Santa business straight. You say he wears a beard, has no discernible source of income and flies to cities all over the world under cover of darkness? You sure this guy isn’t laundering illegal drug money?” – Tom Armstrong
20. “Did you ever notice that life seems to follow certain patterns? Like I noticed that every year around this time, I hear Christmas music.” – Tom Sims
21. “Many banks have a new kind of Christmas club in operation. The new club helps you save money to pay for last year’s gifts.” – Author Unknown
22. “Be careful with drinking this Christmas. I got so drunk last night I found myself dancing in a cheesy bar… or, as you like to call it, delicatessen.” – Sean Hughes
23. “Christmas, here again. Let us raise a loving cup; Peace on earth, goodwill to men, and make them do the washing up.” – Wendy Cope
24. “Christmas is the season when you buy this year’s gifts with next year’s money.” – Author Unknown
25. “He who has not Christmas in his heart will never find it under a tree.” – Roy L. Smith
There you have it, 25 funny Christmas quotes to get you giggling about the upcoming holiday season.

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