It was only a few months ago that Junior turned one. My itty bitty baby is now my itty bitty toddler. A personality-filled, temper-tantrum-throwing, stubborn-as-heck little toddler. Being the mom of a toddler is no walk in the park. (Seriously, I tried walking in the park with him, he ran from me and poured sand down his pants). It will test your patience allthewhile filling your heart with pride, joy, and a love you couldn’t never thought possible.
Once you enter the toddler years, there’s no turning back. Here are 20 telltale signs you’re now the mom of a toddler.
- Goldfish Crackers/Puffs/Crackers crumbs are in your kid’s hair, the bottom of your purse, the seat of the stroller, the backseat, YOUR hair.
- The kid sounds like a broken record. Kid-”Mom, mama, mom, mom, mama, mama, mom, mom, mama, mommy”, Me-“Yes, my son?” …”hi”
- You now say “it was so much easier when he was an newborn”.
- Someone wants to come in while you’re peeing.
- The same someone wants to pick your nose while you’re asleep.
- There are days when your kid eats his/her body weight in food and then days where you wonder if they’re on a hunger strike.
- You spend an ungodly amount of time making sure they have the right balance of protein, carbs, and good fats for a well-balanced dinner.
- Then you contemplating kicking your kid’s chair because he won’t eat any of the “well-balanced” dinner.
- You’re used to eating lukewarm food because you spend most of dinner trying to get him to eat.
- You never finish your dinner.
- If you did, it’s because you wolfed it down.
- There is a broken crayon in your purse.
- You have no idea how long it’s been there.
- You’ve dropped the f-bomb because you stubbed your toe on one of his big bulky toys .
- You’ve dropped the f-bomb because you stepped on one of his small, pointy toys.
- You’ve dropped the f-bomb because you’re like “frickin a, where did he get all of these toys?”
- Sophie the Giraffe is not as shiny as she once was.
- That precious baby blanket is now a dirt, snot, and sweat sponge because the kid must have that thing EVERYWHERE.
- Play-Doh and Carpet are the DEVIL!
- You curse the day they learn the word “no”.