Friends are awesome. Best Friends are even “awesome-er”. Some quotes are short. Some are cute. Some you’ll have to send to your friends right away. Check out these 40 funny friendship quotes to share with your friends.

40 Funny Friendship Quotes for Best Friends

  1. We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall , I will pick you up… after I finish laughing.
    -Unknown
  2. Friendship must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness and shenanigans.
    -Unknown
  3. If you have friends who are as weird as you, then you have everything.
    -Unknown
  4. I’d take a bullet for you. Not in the head. But like in the leg or something.
    -Unknown
  5. Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.
    -Unknown
  6. You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. I’ll train you.
    -Unknown.
  7. Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.
    -Oprah Winfrey
  8. Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.
    -Unknown
  9. I hope we’re friend until we die. Then I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare the shit out of people.
    -Unknown
  10. You and I are more than friends. We’re like a really small gang.
    -Unknown
  11. Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway.
    -Greg Tamblyn
  12. Good friends discuss their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.
    -Unknown
  13. Sometimes me think, ‘What is friend?’ Then me say, ‘Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.’
    -Cookie Monster
  14. Good friends don’t let you do stupid things… alone.
    -Unknown
  15. A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.
    -Bernard Meltzer
  16. Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry.
    -Unknown
  17. A good friend will help you move. But best friend will help you move a dead body.
    -Jim Hayes
  18. I don’t know what’s tighter: our jeans or our friendship.
    -Unknown
  19. It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.
    -Ralph Waldo Emerson
  20. Friends offer free therapy.
    -Unknown
  21. We’ve been friends for so long, I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence.
    -Unknown
  22. It’s the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter.
    -Marlene Dietrich
  23. Best friends know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public
    -Unknown
  24. Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.
    -Sicilian Proverb
  25. Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.
    -Unknown
  26. Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected.
    -Charles Lamb
  27. Me and my best friends can communication with just facial expressions.
    -Unknown
  28. It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn’t use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like ‘What about lunch?’
    -A.A. Milne, Winnie-the-Pooh
  29. I think we’ll be friend forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends
    -Unknown
  30. Thank you for still being my friend, despite the fact that you are completely aware of every terrifying, raunchy, explicit detail of my life.
    -Unknown
  31. We will always be friends until we’re old and senile. Then we will be new friends.
    -Unknown
  32. One measure of friendship consists not in the number of things friends can discuss, but in the number of things they need no longer mention.
    -Clifton Fadiman
  33. God made up best friends because he knew our mom couldn’t handle us as sisters
    -Unknown
  34. Never let you friends be lonely…. Disturb them all the time.
    -Unknown
  35. You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.
    -Laurence J. Peter
  36. Having those weird conversations with your friend and thinking “if anyone heard us, we’d be put in a mental hospital.
    -Unknown
  37. Real friendship is when you friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.
    -Unknown
  38. There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.
    -Linda Grayson
  39. We’ll be the old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes
    -Unknown
  40. We’ll be best friends forever because you already know too much.
    -Unknown
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