Semi-Delicate Balance

Year: 2013

Wife Vs Call of Duty

Wife vs. Call of Duty

Call of Duty… is a skanky homewrecker. My husband’s other mistresses: Football Season, Baseball Season, and Golf, I can tolerate those ho-bags. They’re only in his life temporarily. The weather changes and therefore, it’s on to the next one. But Call of Duty, heretoforth known as COD, sticks her ass here year round. You may […] Read more…

A Letter to The Big Bang Theory

A Letter to The Big Bang Theory

I admit, at first I found your constant reruns on TBS irritating. Until, I was stuck in hotel room and that’s all that I could tolerate watching. Before I paid attention to “TBBT”, I found it arrogant, predictable, and well, ironically, dumb. And then that fateful night. I watched one episode, which led to 2, […] Read more…

Telling Work I was Pregnant

Telling Work I was Pregnant

Short story: I dreaded it. I did it. Turned out alright. Long Story: I knew I was 18 weeks pregnant when I went in for the interview. We needed the income, and I was planning on returning to work anyway. Plus, in our transition from Hawaii to San Diego, I tried the stay-at-home thing. It wasn’t […] Read more…

How To Handle Black Friday: Military-Style

Black Friday, Military- Style

Probably the biggest shopping day in these United States…Black Friday. Do you dare venture out? Before you put on the riot gear, it’s best to have a tactical plan, Soldier. Review circulars: identify only the sales/coupons/early bird deals that pertain to you and your family. (the 70% off lawnmower does not benefit the apartment dweller) […] Read more…