Semi-Delicate Balance

Love

Wife Vs Call of Duty

Wife vs. Call of Duty

Call of Duty… is a skanky homewrecker. My husband’s other mistresses: Football Season, Baseball Season, and Golf, I can tolerate those ho-bags. They’re only in his life temporarily. The weather changes and therefore, it’s on to the next one. But Call of Duty, heretoforth known as COD, sticks her ass here year round. You may […] Read more…

Truth: My Husband Talks to Me Like a Frat Bro

Real Talk. Did my husband just call me bro, bro? Dude, did he just call me dude? Understandably we lived together in San Diego and Hawaii, so I expected a little bro-talk every now and then. But I’m his wife. Television taught me that the terms of endearment he should be calling me are things […] Read more…

Divide & Conquer: When Husband & Wife Do Chores

I always believed that the topics couples fight most about are: Money, Sex, Kids, and Chores. Of these, chores seem the most trivial but man, can there be some epic battle-royales over who does dishes. When a couple decides to cohabitate, married or not, you envision the …ikea ad… if you will. A neat, well-decorated […] Read more…