If you and your significant other are thinking about getting a pet, I’m going to assume you’re living together. If you’re living together, I’m going to assume you’re “happy” living together. If you’re happy living together, YOU would probably assume that getting a pet together would make you even happier. FALSE. Well, semi-false. Getting a […] Read more…
With the holidays coming up, you might be considering adding another member to your family, perhaps an adorable new puppy wrapped in with a bow. I have a fur-baby myself. A beagle named Charlie-girl. I’ve had her ever since she was 8 weeks old, and now she’s 3 ½. As much as I LOVE dogs, […] Read more…
Birthdays, Anniversaries, Holidays put the “BAH” in BAH Humbug. That’s a lot of gifts to give one person in one year. The “mac daddy” in gift giving holidays is Christmas (or Hanukkah or Kwanzaa or whatever, you know what I mean). Birthdays celebrate a special day to one person. Anniversaries celebrate a special day for […] Read more…
Call of Duty… is a skanky homewrecker. My husband’s other mistresses: Football Season, Baseball Season, and Golf, I can tolerate those ho-bags. They’re only in his life temporarily. The weather changes and therefore, it’s on to the next one. But Call of Duty, heretoforth known as COD, sticks her ass here year round. You may […] Read more…
Real Talk. Did my husband just call me bro, bro? Dude, did he just call me dude? Understandably we lived together in San Diego and Hawaii, so I expected a little bro-talk every now and then. But I’m his wife. Television taught me that the terms of endearment he should be calling me are things […] Read more…